Hi everyone, I understand I\"m late yet I just moved (thanks, August long weekend in Canada!) therefore I\"m capturing up through Below Deck Mediterranean as rapid as i can. Who\"s all set to bang this moho out before the following episode airs? Me too!!

We still have actually our threepeaters (fourpeaters?) Ken and Amber Novotny aboard, yet the actual dramz is top top the bridge wherein Captain Sandy yawning is FUMING end chief stewardess Hannah Ferrier taking a work cruise with the guest after having actually a stress Day off the work before. Captain Sandy can barely regulate her anger, for this reason she sends out Hannah to her room (NO SUPPER) prior to talking to her about her life choices.

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I love Captain Sandy, yet this to be a miscommunication and ain\"t nobody shooting Hannah. Girl just acquired grabbed for a take self by Chrissy Freaking Teigen.

Captain Sandy asks bosun Conrad Empson for an explanation; why shouldn\"t she fire them both? The cook stew and bosun are knocking boots, Captain Sandy doesn\"t like just how unprofessional they\"ve been and also TWO bosses go at the exact same time top top a satisfied cruise while everyone else works?

PLUS the guests asked for second stewardess Brooke Laughton and also Lead Hand João Franco, not Hannah and Conrad, i beg your pardon is what castle got.

Deckhand Jamie Jason has picked increase on the anyone IS going TO get FIRED vibe all over the ship, third stewardess Kasey Kohen is every ehhhh.

Conrad distances himself indigenous Hannah; he had actually no idea she had actually a attend to Captain Sandy come come back to the boat after one soda in ~ the bar. She excuses him and also he remembers just how to breathe.

Kenny (doing a Donald Duck impersonation) and also Amber examine on dinner through chef Adam Glick, they\"re reasoning 9:15-ish, so probably 11:37? location your bets, ladies and also gents!

Hannah hears Conrad come ago to his bunk, every little thing alright? Nope and also stay away!

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That\"s not going to execute anything for Hannah\"s stress and anxiety based in abandonment issues, izzit?

Now João finally gets a break now that Conrad is back, he eats while anyone watches Conrad discharge his dramz top top deckhand Colin Macy-O\"Toole. *lots of large eyes and even bigger gestures*

So hey, let\"s talk around how you can have a sensible relationship on a boat, also whilst you work-related with a romantic rival! You might be Brooke and Kasey, both formerly flirted with by João, however committed to working well together. Brooke and João also keep your kissing for off times, is anyone else on board creating this down??

Okay, probably there\"s part thigh rubbing in the galley.

Captain Sandy call Hannah as much as the bridge, there is noooo middle ground these two deserve to reach, nope. Captain Sandy simply wants to obtain through this charter since SHE CAN\"T work LIKE THIS.

Now, she claimed that about Adam, too, and he\"s ago for ring two, for this reason let\"s all take the for what it\"s worth.

We getta lotta bra shots that Hannah changing, hey?

Ohmigod it\"s 9:15 the guests are here at the table. Former NBA player Desmond Mason is very happy to watch bread easily accessible for noshing. That was around to eat the table when the Novotnys were sleeping the various other night.

Captain Sandy apologizes to Conrad and also they hug it the end while Adam sends out the first course: one onionless minestrone soup. Everyone holds your breath till Kenny do the efforts it, whee #noonions!

Adam didn\"t have time to collection up his (stupid) onion scavenger hunt, for this reason Hannah\"s gonna hide them because that him because that the guest to pat after supper.

You know.

I love onions and if I never heard the word again this entire season, I would die a happy woman.

Remember as soon as Hannah was doing everything she might do to obtain Kasey fired for she inflated resume (FULL that LIES)? now she\"s gonna share she Chanel exfoliant with Kasey, she never shares she Chanel!

*wanking motion*

Brooke and João kiss in the hallway and make me a liar. Fine.

Hannah traction champagne for the newly engaged pair and introduces the onion hunt to the video game couple. I cringed if rolling my eyes, you try it, that\"s next level, yo!

Hannah to know from guest satisfaction, girlfriend guys, pfft.

Conrad comes up to the bridge to find João questioning Captain Sandy about his job-related hours, he must need to apprentice to be a captain as with a trade.

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Kenny is no participating in the 2018 Onion Hunt however Amber pulls it out and they get to litter Adam turn off the watercraft tomorrow!

Conrad and Hannah have actually a hasty kiss in the smoke pit, no fraternizing!

They litter Adam turn off the boat.

They stated onion eleventy thousand time again already